Today In Things That Will Break A Macbook: A Single Grain Of Chipotle Rice

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Sep 18, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

Apple products may have many strengths, but durability sure isn't one of them. Every iPhone or MacBook user has endured the delights of smashed screens and dwindling battery life at some point or another, no matter how carefully they use their electronics. It has got to a point where the reasons for malfunctioning devices are starting to get pretty ridiculous, as @kaxamdays had the misfortune to find out recently. After eating Chipotle near their MacBook, they closed it with a single grain of rice on the keyboard — prompting the screen to break. Upon sharing the incident to Twitter, users offered their sympathy towards both the flimsiness of the design and Chipotle's er strength carbs. It wasn't all bad however, as the fast food chain offered free burritos to make up for the inconvenience.

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    Font - Michael @Elect_Mike Replying to @kaxamdays I thought rice was supposed to fix electronics Matt Phaneuf @MoneyPhaneuf the rice giveth and the rice taketh away
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    Font - Chipotle O @ChipotleTweets Replying to @kaxamdays nothing free burritos can't fix kax @kaxamdays DM me. Let's talk about those free burritos...
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    Cat - mangos @KissOnCorvus Replying to @kaxamdays Who's idea was it to make screens weak af Commissions Open! . Valkjrye The people who profit from repairing them
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    Organism - O @crackheadkitty_ Replying to @kaxamdays I think I heard someone once describe the texture of the chipotle brown rice as “baby teeth" AriesDumpsterFire @Oh_its_A... Now how do they know what baby teeth feels like
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    Product - Karl @zippkode Replying to @kaxamdays Saboteurs got their name from throwing wooden sabots into industrial machines to break them. Idk what we're going to call rice-based Luddites, but l'm looking forward to their takeover
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    Font - Maht @maht_in_chicago Replying to @kaxamdays Mine's off being repaired right now, because I had a flat piece of plastic covering the camera and made the grievous mistake of closing the laptop exactly once. I cannot believe how unfathomably fragile they've made these newer Macs. Nicholas O @averadian That coupled with the fact that apple is actively trying to make sure that nobody has the right to repair except them is why i refuse to buy apple products
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    Organism - Wiler @wrantgiler Replying to @kaxamdays Rice saw the screen closin in and said: wishem wishem A Canuckistanian @ACanuckis.. No fists needed.. it's a mac... A gentle breeze will break it
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    Laptop - Lisa the Banana Farmer @Lun... Replying to @kaxamdays Today mine survived birdsh*t in the keyboard Beef Eater MATADOR
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    Output device - Vern @vxrn_i Replying to @kaxamdays Time to bring these back.
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    Beak - dom @chikamasala Replying to @kaxamdays "'est La Vie"
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    Font - Michele Heleme @Michverilion Replying to @kaxamdays And that is going to be the most expensive chipotle you've ever had. So sorry for you. Yakov Bobinski @JakeGiszczyn... If you think this is expensive, imagine how much more expensive it would have been with guac.
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